Lucy Mixter 

Lucy Mixter was an amazing, beautiful girl who tragically passed away at age 15. Her real name was Lucy Reed but she liked to be called Lucy Mixter. She was born January 9th. She loved Halloween more than birthdays or Christmas’. She hated school. She loved Nirvana. She had an obsession with guys with long hair and planned to marry one when she was older. She loved dinosaurs and ghosts. She loved going on walks with her best friend Charlotte and taking trains out the random places. She loved using her mums bank card to pay for things. She loved to dance randomly. She always had so much energy. She wanted to be a stripper when she grew up but no one knows if that was just a joke or not. She liked to come up with funny stories with Charlotte and create characters. They were working on a book called the Lucharnary which Charlotte is going to finish in Lucy’s honour. Lucy will forever be loved and missed by everyone that truly knew her and cared for her. We all love her immensely and hope she’s resting peacefully in heaven

Lucy Mixter was fucking amazing

Lucy Mixter by Charlotte.spike February 19, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016