Luckubus
A person typically a woman whom at the best. Moments of winning (generally gambling) comes in and devours all joy and slivers of hope at a positive out come. They do so with such instantaneous and merciless efficiency that a Jynx is a 7 leaf clover by comparison.
"I was winning and had tripled my money then my old lady the luckubus sat on my lap and 5 minutes later I was broke and rolled my ankle getting up which caused me to land on a litter of kittens killing all but the rabid mother who then bit my balls and had to endure hemoglobin shots with a defective syringe only to then be stuck at home with the luckubus that comforted me with a half a bj and the expectation of per usual 99.9 percent male physical effort to her . 1 sex with the now punctured abdomen muscle and then angrily laid with you only to fart under the covers and cause you to dry heave and that's a luckubus on a slow day
"I was winning and had tripled my money then my old lady the luckubus sat on my lap and 5 minutes later I was broke and rolled my ankle getting up which caused me to land on a litter of kittens killing all but the rabid mother who then bit my balls and had to endure hemoglobin shots with a defective syringe only to then be stuck at home with the luckubus that comforted me with a half a bj and the expectation of per usual 99.9 percent male physical effort to her . 1 sex with the now punctured abdomen muscle and then angrily laid with you only to fart under the covers and cause you to dry heave and that's a luckubus on a slow day
Luckubus by Luckubus666 February 7, 2025
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