(noun) A special area of the bedroom of sexually aroused teenagers or perverts where lubricants are stored for masturbation. It is separate to the masturbarion station and it can store a wide variety of lubricants to meet the sexual needs of its owner.
Hey, have you seen Junaid's lubrication station. It is well stocked with all the best lubes.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.