Web3 

Current standards of Web2 + :
-Digitally scarce assets
-Hot wallets
-person to person trading of digitally native assets
-BIP39 and or PGP encryption

-Allows devices to function as nodes

"Web3 is lit as fuck" - Web3 users

Web3 by jokes and stuff June 6, 2019

Web3 

The future of web technology intended to bring in a new generation of the Internet. Based on ideas around an Internet that is decentralized and based on peer-to-peer technologies such as public blockchains.

"Yo my startup is struggling to get off the ground."
"You should reconsider building it on Web3 technology."

Web3 by KhunSing December 8, 2021

web3 

A slogan used by people centrally printing tokens in control of various projects and networks that they are trying to portray as decentralized without actually designing it that way, just so for profit they can trick people into thinking it's somehow a new type of web. In reality control over it is always fully centralized making it indistinguishable from web as we know it as it still relies on trusting a central authority.

Yet again, the central party that premined almost the entire supply of a web3 project called Ethereum confiscates users funds, changes many rules practically overnight, and there is 0 anyone can do about it. How embarrassing to fall for scams called web3!

web3 by Satoshi1337 August 23, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012