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Love finger

Not that….

it’s the finger all your life rings go on (promise ring, engagement ring, wedding ring)

the love finger is the ring finger on the left hand

The Love Finger 

The love finger is the sex act where a man (or woman) takes their ring finger and put it up the anus or vagina. Furthermore, the love finger is called the love finger because the ring finger connects to the heart.
xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "So, bruh, how wus duuh secks lahst naaight?"

SlapDeeBuutee360: "Man, it was fucking amazing, grabbed a beer, took my ring finger, and gave her the Love Finger!"

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "Damn suun!"
The Love Finger by Seiko The Neko September 6, 2014

Finger love cramps 

Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover.
- My fingers are in pain this morning.
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?

Finger love cramps 

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.
Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

Five-finger love ring 

Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.

Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.

Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.

Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!

Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.

Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)

Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...

Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken 

The single most manly (and complicated) attack in existence, and ultimate attack of Domon Kasshu and Rain Mikamura of G-Gundam. It beats even the falcon punch and giga drill break in extreme epicness. the attack comes in the form of a huge blast with the king of hearts symbol on it, as well as having a giant pissed off king who will leave a heart shaped hole that will then cause everything to spontaneously combust.

to use said attack

1)the user must first have a hot nude woman come flying at him, then jump to catch that woman while some how truing a cape into a dress while spinning.

2) you and the now dressed, hot, woman must say: "these hands of ours are burning red". you: "their load cry tells us," Hot-woman: to grasp happiness.

2) then you and the woman must a a quick waltz while screaming: erupting, burning, finger, Sekiha love-love Tenkyoken. note that you have to say "seki", and the girl has to say "ha".
Hey, lets use the Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken!

The Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken is the most epic attack in the universe.