love truncheon

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

by Coitdog October 21, 2005

love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler December 27, 2006

love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003

a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003