louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

louisville slugger by phil johnson June 20, 2006

Louisville Slugger

Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.

To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"

Louisville Slugger by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004

Louisville Slugger

A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.

yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!

Louisville Slugger by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010

Louisville Slugger

A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."

Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.

Louisville Slugger by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

Louisville Slugger

A southern female that has been beaten with a metaphorical ugly bat.

I am really embarrassed because last night I went down to Kentucky and I banged a real Louisville Slugger.

Louisville Slugger by Sa B-Rose June 7, 2009

Louisville Slugger

a piece of wood like a bat, that can be mainly used to bash peoples faces in

this louisville slugger is gonna meet your face one of these days belle

Louisville Slugger by The REAL Bubblegum Fiend October 15, 2003

The Louisville Slugger 

The Louisville Slugger is when you are railing a bitch from behind, either it be ass sex or vaginal sex, and right before the girl is about to orgasm you pull out your louisville slugger baseball bat and knock the hoe out.

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The Louisville Slugger by 123453jhons09959868 February 14, 2009