The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.
Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
by Shobhit July 12, 2013
The act in which a male is receiving a handjob from a female whose choice of lubricant is Tabasco sauce.
Girl: "I'm at the grocery store, do you need anything?"
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."
by spacejamjosh July 3, 2013
by turtl301 August 6, 2012
After having anal sex one proceeds to get a hand job using the fecal matter left on the penis as lubrication.
girl1: my boyfriend wanted a louisiana rub last night but i had the runs so it got kinda sloppy
girl2: i hope you washed your hands befor we ate
girl2: i hope you washed your hands befor we ate
by king PoP February 12, 2012
A kinky hand job in which the individual doing the job must use both hands and spit in his or her hands before doing so.
by Ricky Youknowmyname October 11, 2011
When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.
Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
by themanwiththeplan91090 March 6, 2014
Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.
Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.
by Oooo weeee August 3, 2023