Louisiana Rub

The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.

Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!

Louisiana Rub by Shobhit August 21, 2013

Louisiana Rub

The act in which a male is receiving a handjob from a female whose choice of lubricant is Tabasco sauce.

Girl: "I'm at the grocery store, do you need anything?"
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."

Louisiana Rub by spacejamjosh July 27, 2013

Louisiana Rub

When a guy is jerked off using cajun sauce.

My girl likes to keep things new and spicy, so she gave me a Louisiana Rub.

Louisiana Rub by turtl301 August 5, 2012

louisiana rub

After having anal sex one proceeds to get a hand job using the fecal matter left on the penis as lubrication.

girl1: my boyfriend wanted a louisiana rub last night but i had the runs so it got kinda sloppy

girl2: i hope you washed your hands befor we ate

louisiana rub by king PoP March 28, 2012

Louisiana rub

A kinky hand job in which the individual doing the job must use both hands and spit in his or her hands before doing so.

"Dude my girl gave me a Louisiana rub last night"!

Louisiana rub by Ricky Youknowmyname October 12, 2011

Louisiana Rub & Tug 

Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.

Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.

Louisiana Rub & Tug by Oooo weeee August 2, 2023

Louisiana dry rub 

When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.

Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."

Louisiana dry rub by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014