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Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Third Kind (LDMM3)

Devices focused on eliminating friction to the maximum possible extent—the purest expression of the "long-duration" philosophy. LDMM3 aren't concerned with energy sources or thermodynamic cycles; they're obsessed with removing every last bit of resistance. Magnetic levitation in vacuum, superconducting bearings, quantum levitation—these are LDMM3 technologies. They don't create energy; they just refuse to waste it. Friction is the enemy, and LDMM3 are the ultimate war machines against it. With friction reduced to near-zero, motion continues for timescales limited only by cosmic background radiation or quantum effects. LDMM3 is what happens when tribologists (friction scientists) achieve nirvana.
Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Third Kind (LDMM3) "That magnetically levitated flywheel in a vacuum chamber will spin for decades on a single push. That's LDMM3—friction eliminated to the point where 'stopping' is just a theoretical possibility. It's not perpetual; it's just pathologically opposed to slowing down. Friction is the enemy, and LDMM3 won."
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026