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Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Third Kind (LDMM3)

Devices focused on eliminating friction to the maximum possible extent—the purest expression of the "long-duration" philosophy. LDMM3 aren't concerned with energy sources or thermodynamic cycles; they're obsessed with removing every last bit of resistance. Magnetic levitation in vacuum, superconducting bearings, quantum levitation—these are LDMM3 technologies. They don't create energy; they just refuse to waste it. Friction is the enemy, and LDMM3 are the ultimate war machines against it. With friction reduced to near-zero, motion continues for timescales limited only by cosmic background radiation or quantum effects. LDMM3 is what happens when tribologists (friction scientists) achieve nirvana.
Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Third Kind (LDMM3) "That magnetically levitated flywheel in a vacuum chamber will spin for decades on a single push. That's LDMM3—friction eliminated to the point where 'stopping' is just a theoretical possibility. It's not perpetual; it's just pathologically opposed to slowing down. Friction is the enemy, and LDMM3 won."
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026