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Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Fifth Kind (LDMM5)

The most advanced category: devices that achieve long-duration motion by operating within complex dynamic systems—harnessing planetary orbits, gravitational fields, or cosmic dynamics to sustain motion over astronomical timescales. Unlike earlier kinds that fight dissipation locally, LDMM5 work with systemic energies—riding gravitational waves, exploiting orbital resonance, or tapping into cosmic background energy in ways that don't violate thermodynamics because they're part of larger systems. A spacecraft using gravitational assists to maintain trajectory for billions of years. A satellite that harnesses solar wind to counteract orbital decay. LDMM5 are the ultimate expression of working with the universe rather than against it—motion sustained by the dynamics of the cosmos itself, not just isolated engineering.
Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Fifth Kind (LDMM5) "Those Pioneer probes are still going after 50 years, but they'll eventually slow. LDMM5 would be something that uses gravitational fields to keep moving indefinitely—not perpetual motion, just motion sustained by cosmic dynamics. It's not a closed system; it's an open one, sipping energy from the universe's motion. LDMM5 is what happens when engineers stop fighting the cosmos and start surfing it."
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026