lombardi slap

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

by Pimpo June 10, 2004

Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011

lambardi slap

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Lambardi Slap

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

by alaa October 18, 2007

Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008