An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003
"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"
by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 5, 2014
by Jeff Asel October 2, 2008
by Tony 2x4 June 2, 2006
When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.
Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
by TheRealBetsy September 18, 2020
The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.
Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.
Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
by DonnyD 5689 August 13, 2009