A turd so big it barely fits the throat of the toilet and sticks out of the water and it's not tapered at the end so it makes your asshole slam shut.
I ate too many MREs this week and had to walk out a logzilla so it didn't hit the back of my heel. And when it landed I think I got a earthquake notice on my phone. My asshole is still numb from that slam because there was no taper.
by Drbigbuds1 December 18, 2024
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