LogZilla 

A turd so big it barely fits the throat of the toilet and sticks out of the water and it's not tapered at the end so it makes your asshole slam shut.

I ate too many MREs this week and had to walk out a logzilla so it didn't hit the back of my heel. And when it landed I think I got a earthquake notice on my phone. My asshole is still numb from that slam because there was no taper.

LogZilla by Drbigbuds1 December 18, 2024

LOLZILLA 

Some say it was a dinosaur from billions of years ago, who spread joy and laughter through-out the time dinosaurs and other ancient beasts roamed this very planet. Others say it is the not so well known lizard that was mutated after the Hiroshima incident. Unlike his brother, Godzilla, LOLZILLA would not go about destrying things, but bring lots of laughs to troublesome suburban areas.

Guy : It's Godzilla! Run!
LOLZILLA: No, I'm LOLZLLA. Let's LOL.
Both together: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

LOLZILLA by LOLZILLA January 12, 2008

lagzilla 

SUPER lag!!! I mean SUPER!!

Arrrghhhh LAAAGGGGG
ITS lagggg AHHHH
Laaaaaaaaaaggg so much laaag
AHHH

lagzilla by Dominique February 13, 2004

Lagzilla 

The creature respawnsible for over 6 billion internet players characters death, the cause of over 400 million acts of masterbation from anger of lagzilla cutting the raid off during the last 5% of defeating raganos, and 3 distict emo kid suicides

also the creater of the azian perty boii scene forcing angry asians out of there houses and into a lag free enviroment

lagzilla!!!!it is well known you can hear him coming when u have 1 sec lag spikes then 2 sec lag spikes by the 3rd second lag spikes ur already disconnected

Lagzilla by sirlagalot June 4, 2010