by Slackers April 5, 2003
1) verb: To loaf
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.
"Jeff hand me a napkin"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"
by icepick008 April 27, 2015
The act of sitting or laying in the same spot, preferably a couch or recliner, for an abundant amount of time, then proceeding to fall asleep in it.
by SkattMiba August 16, 2012
When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.
Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"
Liz: "My cat does that too!"
by The Tsar July 15, 2011
A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.
by Queen City Loafers LLC. September 28, 2013
The act of taking a shit on someone, or in someone's personal belongings such as: Hats, Shoes, Computer Case, Backpack, Stoma, etc.
by Howe Feltersnach October 7, 2015
Loafing; a verb for a cat when they are sitting down. They have a very particular position, which is now know to common society as the "loaf." Loafing is the action of being a loaf, and loafed mean past tense.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.
"Why are you loafing, in the middle of the floor!" - A human talking to their cat, loafing on the floor.
by Ōkamii :] September 24, 2022