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Llarp

A llarp is when someone frats while getting their ass eaten.
Bro I got llarped by my boyfriend while ate his his ass!!
by Nash Otis July 31, 2022
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llampsine

A backwards Spoonerism of "small penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 90% of the male population in the world who believe they are males who exude masculinity and coolness at every pore (gipsinebs) but in reality are jealous, self-loathing, insecure, and premature ejacualtors. Commonly also known as a tool. Lack any legitimate skills, knowledge, and/or true confidence to thrive in life. They are really followers and not leaders. A high percentage of llampsines are known to have an excessive preoccupation with the idea of money, cars, women, bling, partying, etc. and don't have a high enough IQ to formulate any other type of somewhat intelligent thought, but usually never attain such things. Ever. Any male who uses the term "swag" or "YOLO" to define any aspect of themselves is a tell tale sign of llampsineism. Obviously, a physical characteristic is having a small penis, which they always claim is bigger than it really is. Often confuse the idea of confidence and instead display arrogance, which is usually a psychological defense mechanism for their true insecure, hurt selves. 'Llampsines' is the technical way of spelling, but due to too many llampsines getting confused, 's' at the end can either denote singular or plural.
Parker: "Spencer is under the impression that he is coolest thing since sliced bread but is really the biggest nimrod around."
Jason: "He's a total llampsine."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

Notable llampsines:
Any mainstream modern rapper, Adam Levine, 99% of teenagers and young adults. Shit, the list is too long... Aforementioned, 90% of the male population.

If you or a loved one is displaying signs of llampsineism, call now, time is running out.
by d3ck3r October 27, 2014
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Larping

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.
Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.
by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021
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Llara

A sweet,caring,loving,worried,over-protective,smart,artistic,wonderful,great,thankful,inspiring,cool,beautiful,fun,hilarious lady.Shw would give you the world.Ahw puts others first.She is one of the best people you will ever meet💙
Llara is important
by JuJu💙💙 May 4, 2019
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Laarping

A mix between AARP and Larping. When old people live action roleplay, or larp.
"Hey, have you seen Agna?"

"Yeah, she's laarping with her friends from her retirement home."
by lljdude July 28, 2014
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LARPing

Traditionally, LARPing is when a bunch of nerds get together in a field or pasture and beat each other up with foam core swords. In the internet sense, it refers to people who put on a façade and lie about having lives that are far more interesting than they really are.
Post pics if you really have a Lamborghini or else I'm going to think you're just LARPing
by my name is not billy November 18, 2020
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llarely

llarely is a girl who is very awesome and cute,mostly gorgeous and she is very fun to hang with. any guy would be lucky to have llarely as a girlfriend ! when your with her you feel like time itself is passing slowly.
guy-dude i was hanging eith this girl and it was amaing she was a llarely
by txr171717 October 25, 2011
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