Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.
Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.
by Saint Jamie March 27, 2015
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Godly bloke. "Anyone smash any lizzards last night?" Trained bloke "Yeah, smashed joanna the blue rocket again" godly corporal "nice one, wash your dick with melted hexi block to be safe , she's a right lizard."
by Crowbagoftheday February 26, 2019
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A bitch that’s lowkey depressed but Dosnt know how to handle it
Omg did u see Emily she’s such a lizard
by Backoffbiatch1 April 22, 2020
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A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.
“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”
by fetchfun November 08, 2018
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