Liverpool Hotpocket 

The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.

A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.

Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"

Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."

Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."

*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*

Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."

Liverpool Hotpocket by Team Twat October 25, 2010