Listerine

1. A drink that is meant to be used in your mouth to sterilize it.
2. Can also be defines as a indian's (native american) favourite drink.
3. Can be used as a refresher for ur breath
4. Also can be used to drink as a replacement to lysol for indians.

1.(john): shit look at that native across the street
(mary): yeah i know, hey wait shes drinking listerine
(john): yeah i know look at her chug that shit

2. shit john ur breath stinks like ass lemme buy u some listerine.

by Mason Mang February 19, 2007

listerine

Poor Native indians drink it and get fucked. It comes with a free shot glass too.

Indian 1: Hey Gino, take a shot of this new less intense listerine.
Indian 2: I think i'm blind.

by nahunni August 6, 2006

Listerineitis

Drinking listerine wil harm your kidneys your liver, and your social life.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy, that man sniffing gas out of the plastic bag must suffer from listerineitis.

by skip 1 October 21, 2008

listerine

'Modern Cockney' meaning ani american. Ryming slang for an American is 'septic tank' (yank) and Listerine is aniseptic so... yeah.

Guy in Market: I'm no listerine!

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006

Listerine

A amazing drink only drank by the coolest people

GAAHH DAMN I'm GEEKIN off this bottle of LISTERINE

by Theeeogre February 14, 2023

listerine

a mint soda

listerine is a mint soda that is like juice, b r u h

by stamplerels November 3, 2019

Listerineitis

To drink Listerine.Will affect kidneys, liver, and perhaps social life.Not only is your breath fresh, but so is you're asshole.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy is that man drinking Listerine from that Listerine bottle suffering from Listerineitis?

by Skip Wright Along October 26, 2008