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Lion kinging 

Lifting a small animal or child into the air and singing the circle of life, preferably with some sort of light shining on you, like rafiki does to simba at the start of the lion king.
Girl 1: dude, if you do don't stop lion kinging the cat, she's gonna scratch your eyes out.

Cat: Meeeoooowwwww *scratch*

Girl 2: I deserved that
Lion kinging by claire2520 March 11, 2010
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Lion Kinging 

When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging
“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”
Lion Kinging by Levi Spencer September 2, 2020

Lion Kinging 

Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".
1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!

Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging

Lion Kinging 

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”
I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!
Lion Kinging by lv4kiki October 1, 2014

Lion Kinging 

When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal
"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"
Lion Kinging by Miss Tuckaaaaa July 24, 2012

Lion Kinging 

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.
The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”
Lion Kinging by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

lion king-ing 

When you nuzzle into someone, (generally into their neck) in a cute and slightly atavistic fashion, much like employed by Simba and Nala in the popular Disney film, "The Lion King"
Hannah; What are you doing?
Rhiannon; Lion King-ing you. What? It's cute!
lion king-ing by RhiannonD May 13, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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