linebacker

when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.

I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.

by gravyfoot August 8, 2006

linebacker

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.

by Zizzy September 25, 2003

linebacker

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker

by MotownYtown January 31, 2008

linebacker

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.

by McCheesy September 4, 2003

linebacker

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.

by dan johnson August 7, 2006

linebacker

A word I learned from strong bad. jk

No, really, I did! jk again

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

office linebacker

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.

Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.

by Heather P. September 18, 2003