Line Goblin

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A creature of unknown origin that demands those who step even a microcosm out of line to go to the back, there is no arguing with the line goblin for the line goblin is on the side of the people and everyone agrees with them

Filthy line goblin told me to go to the "back of the line pal!"

Line Goblin by Tantal July 26, 2022

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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.

think Pete Davidson

"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."

Chaos Goblin Line Cook by THI355Y February 25, 2022

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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.

Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.

Chaos Goblin Line Cook by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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