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Limp-Dickedness 

Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.
Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister
Limp-Dickedness by Psyrain June 9, 2010

Limpdickery 

To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.
Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"
Limpdickery by KwameKazi September 18, 2012

Limpdicked 

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.
"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."
Limpdicked by RealNerd May 20, 2014