there's no place like home

there's no place like home

there's no place like home

by RoseRed669 August 5, 2023

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

Like Araik's jacket

the expression used for people who wear clothes for more than 5 years.

I have worn this waistcoat like Araik's jacket for 5 years.

by November 6, 2020

Hobo-Like

When you go more than 5 days without showering

Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?

by PheonixGalaxy January 23, 2016

Hobo-like

Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.

Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

looking snack like

Looking flee and fresh without trying to Look tasteful

Oh my, that gal be looking snack like

by Tastefulterrie December 17, 2017

Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021