life is hard 

1. A sarcastic remark, letting someone know that you think that their "problems" could be very easily solved.
2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.

unintelligent friend: I just got a 1.5 in my communcations 115 exam and i dropped my cell phone in the red cedar. *whimper*

normal person: life is hard...

life is hard by gakinu July 9, 2009

life is hard 

A phrase used by parents to tell children fuck you, you can't f-ing do this. Stick with the hard way. Well those idiots are fucking wrong

Life is hard, my parents said. Then they died, and suddenly life was easy.

life is hard by Vuginawhore November 14, 2012

LifeIsHardHelpPlease 

very epic

LifeIsHardHelpPlease didn't deserve to be muted

LifeIsHardHelpPlease by 日本 November 24, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008