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Lick and Stick

When a man has to lick his hand to wet himself before sex because the woman's not moist enough to get it in. Usually means you're not doing something correct to get her excited.
Girl I wasn't even wet! He had to do the lick and Stick to gain entry! Maybe foreplay shouldn't of been missed
Lick and Stick by heyithappens April 4, 2015
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lick and stick

the act of eating a girl out, then after inserting your penis
dude, jenna totally loves a lick and stick!
lick and stick by tim burch90 August 2, 2010

lick and stick

alternative to cut and paste
Stupid boy: How do I get that bit of writing from that window to this one?
Clever Girl: Just lick and stick it
lick and stick by Chazbat May 30, 2007

Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.
Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em 

when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs
"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."
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