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Gentleman’s Library 

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.
I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.
"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."
library syndrome by Conchita February 23, 2013

Sutairu Car & Parts Library (SCPL)

Sutairu Car & Parts Library or SCPL in short, is a Discord Server catering to the Roblox Car Community (RCC), hosting a community to share safe to use Cars and Parts models made for the RCC.
"Sutairu Car & Parts Library (SCPL) is a good server to find safe cars and parts to use in the RCC, you should join-"

Library Serpant 

An exceedingly ugly creature ( it's questionable if its male or female) that dwells in the library and cast its evil and wicked ways of wrath on young and innocent onlookers
Set a trap at the door so the Library Serpant can't enter!!!!!!!!!

library shits

the feeling that some people get when they walk into a bookstore or library and immediately have the urge to take a big crap.
i was going to the library to study but i only got in about 5 minutes of study time before the library shits kicked in....
library shits by assassassin123 September 2, 2009

library skids 

A group of Skids who sits in the back fo the library playing Nintendo DS with each other.
Chris; "Hey Katie, thoose library skids are back!"
Katie" Yeah They go play nintendo in the back of the library"
library skids by ChrisOlinik October 11, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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