libby suck

When you're given a bad blowjob from the Queen of England

Queen Elizabeth: "How was that baby?"

Prince Philip: "That was such a Libby Suck."

Queen Elizabeth: "Cri"

by amazingfail October 15, 2015

Miss Libby

A very, very amazing dog who was born in Waco, Texas, and who died in Loveland, Colorado. Fuzzy. Barked when people came to the door. Liked going to the cafe. Not sure why. Adored by neighbors and passers-by alike. Sometimes threw up, resulting in our discovery that beneath the scraggly beige carpet there were oak floors from the 1950s. What else? I am Indian, and thus genetically and culturally inured to the charms of domestic animals. Yet, I fell in love with this pooch.

Conversation with a neighbor:
Me: I don't know why, but I've been missing that Libster more than ever.
Annie: Wow, Cordell was just saying that he's been missing Miss Libby too.
Me: Miss Libby....
Annie: Best dog ever.
Me: Yeah.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 22, 2008

Scooter Libby

A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...

The Apprentice: A Novel By Scooter Libby
Look it up at your local Barnes and Nobles : )

by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005

dirty Libby

a dirty libby is to perform the talent of riding dick and watching people walk by through the window. this may trigger some people as she makes eye contact and stares into your sole as you’re just trying to make your way home. dirty libby refuses to
root unless there is a window she can look into the street to.

“i was just walk-in home and looked into a window and saw some bitch doin a dirty libby!”

by dirtysluts101 May 31, 2019

Libby Cat

A dog that acts like a cat.

Dude, your dog keeps rubbing my pants. She is such a Libby Cat.

by Crazy D69 February 12, 2009

Jon Libby

A fucking awesome person that you are not.

Jon Libby is such a Jon Libby, no one else will ever be as much of a Jon Libby as he is.

by McSpanky69 August 4, 2011

lurking libby

An individual who skulks in the shadows and corners, watching and spying on you while in public. A busy body. A person who noses into the personal business of others for their own sad entertainment.

Do you see that lurking libby over there recording our conversation with her phone? Watch out for Sally, I heard she's a real lurking libby, and she'll creep on your every move!

by Thickrick66 October 29, 2020