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Lazinitis 

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!
Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.
Lazinitis by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009
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A psychological disorder in which a person experiences feelings of extreme narcissism, self righteousness, materialism, and a highly developed inferiority complex. The sufferer also will hold him or herself to the highest level, act like a fucking jackass and sound like a walrus wacked out on qualudes.
If Ezra doesn't watch it, he'll catch Devinitis!
devinitis by Mr. Hockney October 15, 2006

leventiswolf 

Dwarfism is short stature that results from a genetic or medical condition. Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less. The average adult height among people with dwarfism is 4 feet (122 cm
"I am 4 foot 10."

Your such a leventiswolf.

leventisch 

a synonym for the word cringe, but can only be used to describe men

The word is mostly used in german rural areas and its noun is “Leventität” and can be translated into leventicity
Kylie: Omg, Kim do you remember when James C. was singing Dua Lipa songs?!
Kim: That was so long ago, why do you still remember?!
Kylie: idk, it was just so leventisch!

Kim: Bye-
leventisch by User627382652 May 2, 2022

Lovinitis 

An illness; you have fallen hard for someone, and cant stand to be without them you want to be with them for ever!
... the doctor on web md said i have lovinitis.
Lovinitis by AFarmer October 6, 2011

Leonitis 

An affliction in which the victim commits to multiple things simultaneously in an effort to please any and all parties, then failing to deliver results promised to one or more party.
She's got a bad case of Leonitis, man; she says she'll write that paper, go to his party, and meet you for that movie, but in the end she'll just take you to the party, and you'll just sit alone in the corner feeling like an asshole. I hope she gets an F on that paper. And dies.
Leonitis by uevuerbfoiasuihfiueh December 8, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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