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leaving cert 

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.
Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !
leaving cert by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016
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Leaving Las Vegas

The act of slowly drinking one-self to death due to intractable depression or disease. Named after the Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue film of the same name.
Charlie was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Instead of fight a losing battle, he decided he's leaving Las Vegas.
Leaving Las Vegas by Caddy15 December 26, 2017

Leaving Venus 

An indie band from NC; a term used to express anguish when giving up on love, if only temporarily.
Leaving Venus wrote the song "Handgun (Welcome to America).
My heart is broken-- I'm Leaving Venus, man.
Leaving Venus by Damon Tyndal April 18, 2008

Always-leaving-never-leaver 

Someone who is constantly telling their friends, family and employers that they are leaving the country, but they never do. They may also throw pointless "leaving parties" - Very frustrating when they are still there 3 months later! This term coined by popular New Zealand DJs Fletch and Vaughan
Sally is an always-leaving-never-leaver as she has handed in her resignation 3 times and is constantly telling her workmates that she is moving overseas, however she never does.

Leaving NeverLand 

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.
Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!
The most lion-like of the male names, though in character, more reminiscent of an electric eel. Friends call Leo, while lovers call Levani. They are the type of gentlemen who have mastered the art of seduction, with the perfect balance of push/pull that keeps a girl either “in love” or “in tears”, but always wanting more. Levani’s tend to accomplish this through their command of discourse, applying the appropriate amount of sarcasm, humor, subtlety, and wit to all outlets of communication. Tend to be well-rounded individuals, from savvy tech skills to cage fighting aptitude. More layered than an onion, and always in the top 2%.
Individual one: Ha! I have conquered in Scrabble yet again!
Individual two: Well done, my friend. You play with Levani-like deftness.
Levani by megustabubbles December 27, 2010