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leicesterite

The single word used to describe a person who originated from the city of Leicester, East Midlands, UK.

Proper "Leicesterites" have a very unique accent where spoken words nearly always end with "arr" or "ahh";
see also: monsellite, braunite and shiltonite - all derivatives of leicesterite

Very oftenly the words grammar and punctuation mean nothing, and spelling is seen as something you learn at university
"i'm from Lestdarr"
"'ow uh yarr"
"wot yu fukkin lukkin at yahh wankarr"
leicesterite by Adey August 9, 2004

Leicesterite

A Leicesterite, by enlarge, is a chav or a paki. They wear babies and pyjamas, respectively and they make their livings down the Job Centre or the Hand Car Wash.

A Leicesterite who is not from chav or paki bloodline will most likely be from Oadby or Stoneygate. Unless they are one of the many, many other immigrants.
David Attenbourgh needs to bring his cameras down Lesta and capture the Leicesterite in its pure exotic, filthy form.

The Elephant Man would be well proud of what the Leicesterite has become.

Lesta is well good cos all the Leicesterites are pure good mates, don't matter if they black, white, yellow or brown. No word of a lie, we celebrate Eid, Xmas, Caribbean Carnival and Diwali all together.
Leicesterite by General Hot August 31, 2011

ℌ𝔢𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔯𝔣 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔪 𝔏𝔢𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯 

A German 6 foot tall chad who stays in Rome and kills people who oppose it. He is a protector. And a destroyer of Kietelism
Authority member 1: Shit dude that authority server was nuked by ℌ𝔢𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔯𝔣 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔪 𝔏𝔢𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯.

Authority member 2: Damn that guy kills people who oppose Rome should we do something about it?
Authority member 1: We literally can't

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026