Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.

Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.

Leg boner by Pickapon August 18, 2014

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Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.

“Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”

Leg Boner by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017

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Leg Boner

When a new guy in soccer is so excited to kick the ball they kick it as hard as they can out of the field.

Guy 1: aww man, that kid over there has a huge leg boner.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.

Leg Boner by ytryf7 October 30, 2011

Leg Boner

1) What happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.

2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.

1) Guy 1: So I was hugging Tina today...
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!

2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.

Leg Boner by Pudge/Kyle October 16, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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