1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath March 16, 2006
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
by living proof December 12, 2003
Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.
My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.
by Jebus January 28, 2005
by b0ng April 3, 2003
Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 4, 2011
The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.
It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!
kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
by fenderbass7 September 21, 2009
When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
by MustangDriver October 11, 2010