THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.
"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."
The game is symbolized by a beautiful cancer that spreads like a butterfly. Your time on earth is numbered, but it's precious and it's worth it.
Ryan: Are you going to do your homework? You've been addicted to that game for 3 months
Bryan: No, there's no turning back. I'm on stage 4 League of Legends
League of Legends(Commonly abbreviated as "League") is a popular game developed by Riot Games, a 26 billion dollar company founded by Marc Merrill and Brandon Beck. This game is played by the gayest of gays. Playing this game for over 5 mins at a time will have you wanting to kill yourself. However, the community is incredibly nice and helpful. Screw up once and the hoards of men smoochers who like going up and down on cock while playing will give you specific, helpful, instructions to "Uninstall" and "Kill yourself".
"Hey bro, wanna playLeague of Legends tonight?"
"Nah, I have a life"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.