Lead farmer

1) one who farms for lead

2) a total bad ass that goes around and plants lead into peoples bodies usually with a gun in the hopes that something will grow from their bodies like an erection

Guy- eat lead mother!
*pow pow*
on looker- shit thats one bad ass lead farmer...

by FUZzYYzZUF June 12, 2009

Lead Farmer

A farmer who is loaded to the brim with guns and ready to kick ass with them.

"You said you were a poppy seed farmer!"
*pulls out guns*
"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Samson424 November 4, 2008