A very tall, big cock and balls packaged but yet talented basketball player with a very VERY short hairline but has somehow restored it with most likely clay or play dough.
Ex: “Why can’t your dick be as big as lebron James? He’s got that packaged up right!”
Me: “You do realize he uses an oversized cup for his sport right?”
Ex: “LEBRON YOU FIGGIDY FIG FUCKER YOU!!!”
Me: “You do realize he uses an oversized cup for his sport right?”
Ex: “LEBRON YOU FIGGIDY FIG FUCKER YOU!!!”
by WildMeme Menu April 29, 2021
by Jacoboieezcuul April 28, 2022
The best nba player to ever live who currently plays for the Los Angeles lakers and was drafted to the cavaliers in 2003 who wore 23 to tell Michael Jordan I’m coming for your legacy
Kobe Bryant: Who’s your favorite nba player Michael
Michael Jordan: Duhh its LeBron he’s the greatest to ever live. Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant are some random people they are not famous:) LeBron James is a nba superstar and arguably the best nba player to ever live he was drafted 2003
LeBron: Lu-br-on
Michael Jordan: Duhh its LeBron he’s the greatest to ever live. Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant are some random people they are not famous:) LeBron James is a nba superstar and arguably the best nba player to ever live he was drafted 2003
LeBron: Lu-br-on
by Kings420 September 11, 2018
by Arrtest June 7, 2018
Although he gets alot of hate and whenever people wanna realize that this basketball player is one of the best in the game arguably the best of all time. As of now he has 4 rings, 4 mvps, 4 fmvps and 17x allstar and all nba. What makes arguably the best that ever played is that despite being a heavy 260 lb 6’9 player he runs, shoot and pass like a guard and can guard 1-5 positions. He is also as of right now 3rd in the all time scoring list and another fun fact he has the most clutch shots in the post more than any player even the great Michael Jordan.
LeBron James: also won championships on three different franchises while winning fmvp. Only one in history
by TheNikeJumpman November 26, 2021
The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.
by Non- Bronsexual March 18, 2021