A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.
by Idkidksghoroeht January 18, 2020
When you face fuck a girl who has her wrists tied to her ankles laying on her stomach on a merry go round while wearing an eye patch over your left eye.
by Floweringmeadow March 25, 2017
Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom
Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's
Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them
You: She had Lazy Susan's
Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them
by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020
Tired tits
Tits that have given up the fight with gravity
Empty, deflated bags of skin
Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom
Tits that have given up the fight with gravity
Empty, deflated bags of skin
Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.
...And barbeques.
...And drinks.
...Not forgetting passing the butter!
Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.
...And barbeques.
...And drinks.
...Not forgetting passing the butter!
Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.
by state.of.bliss! October 17, 2007
A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.
"Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"
"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".
"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".
by AngryVida January 11, 2012
A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.
by Dena123 December 31, 2019