lazy dick

the opposite of aggressive/ambitious sex; although the man's penis may be fully erect, his entire body remains in a comatose state; during intercourse the female may reach her orgasmic peak but the male very well may have been incapacitated for over an hour

Damn Brent. This chick won't stop talking about the birthday present you gave her, what did you give her? Nothing special, I think? Just some lazy dick and a milkshake, I don't remember?

lazy dick by Jungle Junky June 16, 2010

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Lazy dick

When a female is in a position when her legs are spread out and her hands are supporting her body (such as she is giving birth) and the Male will sit on her with his penis inserted in her vagina and the female must move up and down very fast (humping) thus making him a lazy dick

Dude my girlfriend let me preform a lazy dick!!

Lazy dick by Lazy dick January 20, 2009

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Lazy dick • lazy • Lazy Susan • lazy-ass • lazy-boy • lazy bum • Lazy eye • lazy cunt • lazy days • lazy nipple

Lazy dick

A penis that will not become erect for any one (or thing) accept your own hand.

guy #1- hey.
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy dick
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. Joe got lazy dick a month ago and still has not fully recovered

Lazy dick by mister moosecock October 23, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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