lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

lay one by Dave April 19, 2004

lay one traumatic 

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

lay one traumatic by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

lay one out 

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

lay one out by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

Lay one out 

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

Lay one out by Jcoop336 June 28, 2023

lay one on you 

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

lay one on you by 023701 March 2, 2024

layonee 

she is a very nice kind hearted girl, although she’s very funny and could pretty much be your best friend, she is very athletic and loves to put smiles on peoples faces, she could be moody sometimes and also very sensitive, she’s very loving and makes sure your happy

them - layonee’s so prettyyy
layonee - thankssss

layonee by layonee November 21, 2021

layonee 

layonee is a very beautiful kind hearted girl, she had a very goofy personality, very athletic and she cares about the little things and the big things, she is always laughing and keeping a smile on her face, if at least trying to keep one on yours, she’s smart and will love you for who you are.

them- layonee is so pretty and funny
layonee- thanks

layonee by layonee November 21, 2021