A laxbro is a manly lacrosse player. LaxBros have their own language and style that can only be understood by other laxbros. A laxbro nearly always baffles an ordinary human but is never mean to non-laxbros. The language includes broski, brah, and the wall. The style is so complex only a true laxbro could explain it. Normally a white male, but does not discriminate.
Zookeeper: "A tall muscular white man with a stick in his hand tosses a ball to another tall muscular white man while communicating in some sort of language. The laxbro is in its natural habitat."
by Sir Winston Hamilton January 06, 2012
a human being who has allowed their inner flame of humanity to be completely extinguished by the awesome power of the lax
by j.maher February 24, 2009
first guy: brah check out that kid chillen with the ladies in that lax pinny
second guy: duuuude, whatta laxbro.
second guy: duuuude, whatta laxbro.
by laxbrahh1234 March 31, 2010