Lawn Mower

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.

You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.

by Dirty Mexi March 22, 2003

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"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

by Messican April 07, 2003

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It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.

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Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

by Harold Oscar March 03, 2018

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A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

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Something that cuts the grass on your lawn, preferably a Mexican.

John Smith: Oh no, my lawn needs mowing. I need a lawn mower. Mario!
Mario Roche: Si senor! I mow your lawn for 50 cents!

by John Smith the 20th October 26, 2009

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Someone who eats the sac/pussy.
A hairy pussy specifically.

"Yo, kidd, you nasty eating dat gurrl like a lawn mower dat you r. Dat sac gotta b hairless nigga, u dun want a mouth full of hair"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

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