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Jude Law'd 

An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.
"Where did you park your car?"

"The Valet took care of it."

"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."
Jude Law'd by Laura Awesome August 5, 2009

Trafalgar D. Water Law 

A very sexy man from the anime One Piece. He is 6'3" tanish, tattoos, muscley, has medium/shortish length black, wavyish, hair, he has grey eyes but gold in the manga. He has a goatee, he has a nice voice and he says "room shambles" he's a doctor, a swoardsman and a captian
Man, trafalgar d. Water law is so fine. I want law to bring me to pound town 😔

Common law dating 

The act of being a couple without officially dating
Those two hang out all the time, they are so common law dating
Common law dating by Dinosis3 March 17, 2009
I got pulled over by the law dogs today.
law dog by Joe July 15, 2004

National break a law day 

November 28 is the day to break a law day
Today a lot of people broke a law for national break a law day

Facebook Law Degree 

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.
*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.