Lavare 

The most shitbag human being to ever walk the face of Gods green earth. He is mostly known for his master thievery. He steals anything he can get his hands on. He once stole strawberries from a homeless shelter and claimed that they were delicious and felt no remorse for the people who needed it most.

Random dude: “Bro somebody took my AirPods”

Other guy: “I bet it was Lavare, that sneaky bastard steals everything.”

Lavare by Uncle kazooma August 15, 2024

Lavate Las Manos 

Means 'wash your hands' in Spanish.

A phrase used on the US television show 'American Dad' when Steve went to work at what he thought was Hogwarts, and actually turned out to be a place where Mexicans, possibly illegal, were creating drugs.

Mexican: Lavate Las Manos
Steve: Is that a spell?
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!
Steve: Lavate las manos!
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!!!

Lavate Las Manos by Catrin T February 27, 2010

lavaria 

THE BEST OF THE FEMALES!
so beautiful, everybody hates on her, she/he keeps them self together
and stay in they bag.
absolutely LOVES food
will do anything for the ones thats there!
very gansta, but stylish at the same time!
barely have friends
and very nice and talk-a-tive!

lavaria is beautiful and stay in her bag! PERIODTTT

lavaria by matchmywave February 7, 2019

andrew lavayen 

He is a sexy beast and he gets all the chics

You not even close to being as hot as Andrew lavayen

andrew lavayen by andrew lavayen February 6, 2017

lazaretto 

1- An imposed quarantine for the benefit of all.

2- A Spaniard that likes a particular blonde, and wants to take her on a motorcycle ride so she can hold him close and press her Tits on his back.

3 - Jack White’s best album.

4 - An area designed to hold and disinfect travelers arriving from places afflicted by a pandemic.

1-They put us down in the lazareto, we gotta save grandma.

2- T gave her a ride, pressed the brakes often, and got the full Lazaretto.

lazaretto by ATTILA THE HUN December 3, 2020

lavar ball 

Lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy Michael Jordan in a 1v1. His sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most Unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. Lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. Claims to be the best basketball player of all time. Averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time MVP Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Wants to play Hall of famer Charles Barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at TNT and eat donuts. Claims his son lamelo is better than Jesus Christ at basketball.

Lavar ball is a fat lard who only can do 2 pull ups

lavar ball by Nikkideez March 15, 2017

Lavar'ed

When you hype something up far beyond its true level of hype.

Bout to see if 13 reasons why is good or if they Lavar'ed it.

Lavar'ed by LonzoBall March 31, 2017