Lauren H
A Lauren H is a mean bitch of a person on the outside, but on the inside actually seems to care, at least for the most part. Lauren H's will generally make the first move in a relationship, although they would never dare to say this out loud, instead denying it by claiming that "you added me first!" although that doesn't mean shit. Besides this, she'll make borderline evil jokes over text, confusing you as to what she means or what she wants from you. They'll have cute highlights in their hair, and make even cuter pouty faces, although they rarely like to show this side of themselves, instead simultaneously flipping you off and making a half heart in the air, making you wonder if she's genuinely bipolar (jk) or if she's just sweet in a unique way. On top of this, Lauren H's always try to act like they aren't simping, or that they don't like you, but then they'll do something to show how much they really do care, reminding you of just how much they think of you, like asking about you for a candle scent, or falling asleep on a call, or even writing a half-sarcastic urban dictionary article about you! Lauren H's make themselves genuinely open to you, and while they might have a mean front, they're genuinely too nice (and cute) for you to ever pass up. Finally, remember that if you ever find a Lauren H, you'd better try your hardest to keep her around and appreciate her, because she's bae.
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