by The best lmao December 19, 2016
Get the Lard assmug. It describes a boy or girl or non bianary person that is annoying or excessively eats, or your aunt at thanksgiving!
by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019
Get the Lard assmug. lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
by Lipgloss Arsonist October 5, 2005
Get the lard-assmug. 1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.
2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.
3. Someone who has a fat ass.
2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.
3. Someone who has a fat ass.
by MSF69 March 31, 2007
Get the Lard-assmug. A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.
by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005
Get the lard assmug. 
Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.
by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005
Get the lard assmug.