Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas

*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

by Yung heroni November 13, 2016

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016

Lane's Law

Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.

Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.

The rule is simple. If you comment on my shit, you have to react. Lane's Law.

by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020

Bummer's Lane

1. A pedestrian Subway on the way into Leeds City Centre that looks deeply dodgy and is covered in litter/grafitti

2. A metaphor for intercourse.

1. "Which way are we going?"
"How about Bummer's Lane?"

2. They went down Bummer's Lane together

by The Man In The Hat December 14, 2004

no-man's-lane

The center lane in a street or highway where vehicles going in either direction can use this lane only to make left hand turns.

There was a head-on collision in the no-man's-lane of Route 63.

by APatcher September 17, 2003

billy large potato's

to give out more than you have.

"he was giving it billy large potato's

by bongo1 April 26, 2006