Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong

There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small

by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023

Landon Sosebee

A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.

Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.

by Deshaun Simpson August 16, 2023

Landon binnix

A red head kid who sucks at golf and needs lessons. Also known as topper guild.

Man you really looked like Landon Binnix

by TKDG May 12, 2023

landon donovan

The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.

Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.

by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006

landon donovan

the biggest pussy in US soccer history

Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002

by Robert Glory June 25, 2006

landon king

This is the act of acting gay in front of girls but later getting in there pants.

Shaun said " dude stop doing a Landon King"

by Happysnap November 24, 2016

landon guy

The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.

landon guys are faggots.

by landon sux dick March 12, 2005