by Landonpromitski45637 May 2, 2022
by Whjebebwnwn February 13, 2017
Very attractive, tall blonde sexy man. Penis is the size of a full grown horses, gets all the bitches with ease. Lost his virginity in 2nd grade and banged his 5th grade teacher. Of course she went to jail but thats not the point. Landin is a pimp, not a simp. He kisses the homies goodnight, and knows that its not gay to fuck the boys as long as you say no homo and wear socks.
Wow, i hooked up with Landin last night. I cant walk properly
Yeah, my homie landin was slurping me like a popsicle last night. Yes, obviously we were wearing socks.
Yeah, my homie landin was slurping me like a popsicle last night. Yes, obviously we were wearing socks.
by Eatdatpussy469 May 5, 2020
by Landonpromitski45637 April 20, 2022
landin is the type of guy any girl will fall for. he is skin and bones, tallish, and has the cutest smile. very daring and is most likely with a girl that starts with the letter c. or a guy for those matters. landing are most likely bisexual but usually take an interest to women. then he has slight autism he may seem calm when u first meet him buttttt he gets crazy asf!! he’s secretly a nazi and is part of the KKK. he also is very rich sksksk
by catie maria March 20, 2019
A youtuber that’s known for taking dubs on and off the the court, it doesn’t matter if it’s fortnite battle royale, or glide mode on minecrft, landin will win.
by Zach fan March 21, 2018