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landchild 

Above all people with this name place their trust into logical thinking.

They are conscientious, diligent, dependable and real action takers. Their great love for details usually results in coworkers estimating them very highly.

Praising yourself is however not something you would ever do.

Also in love life they have an inclination to keep control, while they themselves do not want to be restricted. Personality of Landchild
"She is super logical, probably a landchild."
"He's very put together, he diffidently a landchild"
landchild by madelinexx November 20, 2020
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Landchad 

A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.

A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!
Landchad by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020
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ladychild 

One that is a lady but acts like a child
"Lilly is such a ladychild when she acts like that"
ladychild by Lardychirld April 2, 2017

Landhill 

Most common among hoarders. When piles of trash form in or around a house to create a hill of garbage. The convex form of a lanfill.
Jason: Ewwww, our new neighbors' house smells!!!!
Laura: Its cuz the backyard is a total landhill!
Landhill by Cupcake27 November 30, 2009

linschild 

A very hot mutual on tiktok <3 they're funny and genuinely nice they deserve so much better : I LOVE THEM (platonically ofc) baka
Oh you're moots with linschild wow they're hot
linschild by bunni 🙁 March 28, 2021

linschild 

linschild is literally the best moot on tik tok they're very funny and genuinely nice : they deserve so much better <3
oh you're moots with linschild lol you're hot
linschild by bunni 🙁 March 28, 2021

Linschild 

One of the best tiktokers here. Also my friend :)
Linschild is the best