Lancaster, CA 

Located in the Antelope (forefathers killed all of them) Valley it is a rural desert with Joshua trees (named after a guy named Joshua), dirt, and dirt. Highly recommended for anyone looking to get within a certain amount of miles of their victims. A GREAT last resort for one's existence.

"where are the #$% palm trees? we this is California isn't it?!" sure it is! we are in Lancaster, CA.

Lancaster, CA by Bob and Bob Realestate April 3, 2011

Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.

Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”

Lancaster Catholic by Bug Eyed Larry July 24, 2018

Lancaster, South Carolina 

Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.

I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.

That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.

Lancaster, South Carolina by fafaradarada1111 May 25, 2011

Lancaster,South Carolina 

Pronounced Lank-ca-ster from those who grew up there. It's located on the South Carolina/North Carolina border in the top middle of South Carolina. Lancaster is a wonderful small town to grow up in and offers many attractions. It's the birthplace of many famous people including President Andrew Jackson and Apollo astronaut Charles Duke. Lancaster was built around the Cotton Mill gaint Springs Industries which was owned by Col. Elliott White Springs the famous World War 1 pilot.

Lancaster,South Carolina is the birthplace of President Andrew Jackson!

Lancaster,South Carolina by Kennith17 October 9, 2016

Lancaster,South Carolina 

of you lived in lancaster , you should know it is sucks and it is nothing to do down here and people will get mad at you for going to right path lol . Lancaster only has the bowling alley and thats trash , of anybody moves here tell them to go back where they came people cause it was probably better there then it is here . there is no fun places in this little town unless u try tumble and roll and your like 4 lol . um so "DONT COME TO LANCASTER< IT SUCKS! and none of are schools are good :)

Lancaster,south carolina

Lancaster,South Carolina by sammie:))) July 18, 2021

Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult

Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show

Lancaster Catholic by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021

Lancaster Catholic

A heavily religious school where at least 30% takes their education seriously. despite its catholic name 20% of the school is full of queers the rest are just homophobic. nobody takes mass seriously and almost every time someone gets in trouble, and if you wanna get high just go to bathroom but half the time someone will snitch on you.

person 1:what a school you go too
person 2: lancaster catholic
person 1: sucks

Lancaster Catholic by little britain December 3, 2021